Originally Posted by flyinryan

Signs, red carpets and velvet ropes don't work. The gate lice just bunch up anyway. More drastic measures are needed.
-Find the surliest, crabbiest GA's around (shouldn't be too hard!) and give them tazers. Or possibly cattle prods. Said employees can defend the elite line with said devices.
After the first two or three pax are made into twitching, smoldering examples, the rest should fall into line.