As someone who consistently goes out for dimsum several times a week in Vancouver, here are my thoughts:
Kirin - downtown Alberni is only decent location (Richmond one has some interesting dim sum though)
Sun Sui Wah - Richmond location only, stay away from Main St
Pink Pearl - just nasty, sorry!
Floata Chinatown/Richmond - very average
Fortune House Burnaby - only good one in that area but average compared to Richmond (
Jay71, if you truly are "regulars", get to know the staff. It will do wonders for your waiting time.

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If you are truly "downtown", I would suggest either Kirin or Victoria Seafood Restaurant.
My favourites :
Fisherman's Terrace (Richmond, Aberdeen mall)
Shiang Garden, Richmond
These 2 are not cheap but that wasn't one of the criteria.