Any number of boners on my plates and I'm outa there!

BamaVol Jr #1 was a Hooters cook for a while. The level of pulchritude and hooterosity at his unit was quite low. I would not go there for anything but wings. Lots of men do, though. The stories that always shocked me were the little kids birthday parties. I always wondered how many guys lost custody as a result of that demonstration of poor judgement.