Excuse me? I know exactlywhat your little "I-love-BA-moments" mean. I was one of them until BAGoldBaby rescued me from your clutches. As I recall a moment for you meant exactly that - and that's me being generous again. Cake? You wanted to have yours and you wanted to eat it as well. With Jam on. I suspect that your idea of sophistication is a Plum Duff. It was good while it lasted but you leave Smirnykins alone. If he is happy with a bit of cake - fine. He is a family man and I am - for now - repreiving him from me being his CSD and having Girl's Talk with Mrs Smirnoff whilst the children play leapfrog in CW.

As I am feeling generous - I am moving him to a higher status of Mucci. Platinum Extra which he shares with Dyogenes Bear who is also extrememly partial to cake. He likes Genoa cake with Strawberry Jam. Auntie Pucci has a cupboard full of Italian jam which is arguably the best non home-made jam in the world. So - Smirnykins because you are simply adorable I will cut cake and spread them with jam. Just for you. I do not even do that for Him Indoors, or BAGoldBoy. I do expect my Muccis to show taste and discenrment and if you are going to thieve cake - do it from the very best places. My jam is reserved only for the highest tiers of Muccidom.