1. Pizza must be crunchy. It needs to be able to be tossed into a pond and skip along the water. Yes, I like crunchy pizza.

2. Garlic bread, also needs to be crunchy.

3. Bacon = soft, no exceptions.

4. I can't stand overgrilled steaks. I much perfer steaks made on a pan fryer. They're juicer and if seasoned appropriately, taste much much better.

5. Grilled chicken is too dry, see above.

6. If the tomato isn't cooked, please don't put it near me. I'm allergic.

7. Burritos require hotsauce, no exceptions. No Salsa either, see above.

8. "wraps" don't exist. Bread please, toasted, crunchy.

9. Soups need to be more meat and noodles vs. broth. I just like the substance.

10. Popcorn, light only.. I can't stand the 'butter migraine' I get from that 'movie theatre' batter stuff they sell in stores. Also at the theatre, I only get regular, unbuttered popcorn.

11. No fried rice, ever. I like the taste, but the fact that one small serving equals, in a decent restaurant, can be as much as 1400 calories, i'll take a pass.

12. Curry is the spice and seasoning of Gods, please take note.

13. If the sausage is not steaming from the middle, it's undercooked. I don't care how black the outside looks.

14. No black-exterior sausages, ever.

15. Pizza and red peppers go together like coca-cola and carbonation. I do not know one w/o the other.

16. One exception to the toasted bread rule - peanut butter and Jelly. I can't stand hot peanut butter.

17. none of those green onion thingies on my Fettuccini Alfredo. If I wanted green stuff, I'd order a salad.

18. Curly or seasoned fries over regular fries, any day of the week, any minute of the day.

19. Burgers should be plain, no lettuce, no ketchup.. nothing. Just meat and cheese. I never got used to eating burgers the other way, my dad taught me well