Watch out all you FF. who have fits when you don't get your upgrade or the service you think you deserve. You will not be boarded if you appear irate.
Actually, it is OK if you are irate and abusive to the gate agent, just be respectful when dealing with the Captain as he isn't used to dealing with customers.
Oh, and if you are of middle eastern ethnicity, or look like you might be, you had better be on your very best behaviour and don't presume to bring any reading material to the airport that is not written using the Roman alphabet or for that matter any material pertaining to the middle east.
[This message has been edited by Mvic (edited 01-03-2002).]