Originally Posted by
VC10 Boy
I was thinking you might choose your Santa pics. Surely more effective at frightening away the children

What Santa pics? As you know, Phil the Flyer didn't keep his promise for Christmas and no other hunky Santa arrived in my stocking
As for frightening away children, now that's not nice is it?
Originally Posted by
schofs
So.... where abouts in Surrey are you then?
Why - do you qualify?! Need to see photographic evidence first before I reveal where