Hot on the heels of announcing chain-restaurant supremo Gordon Ramsay's first airport 'outlet', BAA have announced that The Restaurant Group have won the concession to operate four 'restaurants' (and I use the term loosely) in the new Terminal 5.

You may know TRG as operator of the following centres of gastronomic excellence: Garfunkel's, Frankie & Benny's, Blubecker's and Chiquito's.

Whoopie-f-ing-do.

(I knew the mini branch of Borough Market was too much to hope for. And we can't even write to Tyler anymore to complain! Aaaarrgh!!)