Dear BA Board Memebers,
Recently my second cousin Wemi Wemi Wani-Kayode was tragically killed in an aircraft accident in Nigeria, making room for my Uncle Femi Fani-Kayode to become Transport Minister for the Government of Nigeria. Uncle Femi is presently embarking on a new cooperation program with foreign carriers flying to our country that we expect to yield $25 million US by month's end.
A freinjd of mine tohld me that the BA Board has a keen sense for business opportunities, and therefore, all I ask at this point is for you to send me your Amex 2-4-1s which I plan to convert to 2-4-0s as a sign of friendship to you.
I belief there is a great business opportunity between the BA board and my country and therefore ask you to also send me any GUF2s that maybe in your possession.
This is a great honor to meet each of you and I also will propose a Lagos DO at an appropriate time in the futre.
With humbled respect,
Xemi Xani-Kayode Jr, MP