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Old Jan 3, 2007 | 12:10 pm
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Smirnoff
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Originally Posted by Frequentflyer99
You have all missed the obvious one. Park at an outstand and charge for rhe bus ride to and from the terminal !
There's a more obvious one. Replace some of the cabin crew with blow-up stewardesses. This could be a very popular move.

Just programme them to say "brace brace" in case the plane goes into a sudden nosedive and all will be fine.
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