I suppose I would be detained for assault and rather deservedly so. However, anyone who tries to call a newspaper the one "personal item" a traveler is permitted deserves a good smack upside the head, as it were.
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Hope they allow you to post from the nearest detention facility after you try that Spiff -- you'll be missed here. 
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