Well, I certainly hope that we do not have a serial offender here.

It all started because I forgot to remove my waistbelt before going through the scanner. So it beeped. I asked to be allowed to go back and remove the belt.

That was denied. At this point I got the impression that the people who worked at that security line were not amongst the most educated of the Dutch nation.

Then I asked for a supervisor. He came (looked very Dutch) and spoke English like from a Marlon Brando film. Maybe a John Wayne.

He went on a fume about the security at other airports being really poor and then said exactly this: "This man is going to frisc you! And he is going to do a DAMN GOOD JOB!"

Then the man he pointed at frisced me and when he reached my groin he did something and said something that was criminal.