Ugh. Are we going to open an FT forum called "Package Run"?

Let me guess some of the topics:

1) Bumped from UPS flight by Buy.com package with 1K status.

2) NRSA UPS packages ruining my premium cabin (aka pressurized cabin) experience.

3) When will UPS upgrade their A300 cabins?

4) Award availablilty impossible on FedEx. Shame on UA!

5) SQ Cargo to utilize LD3 containers. Will UA follow?

6) "Fill in the Blank FT Troll" thinks that 3 cabin UPS service (aka UPS Air, UPS Ground, and UPS Hundredweight) a shame compared to AA!

7) Why doesn't UA fly LAX - HKG?