Hmmm. Tricky.

I should be promoted to Premier because...I spend most of my time on an Internet forum moaning about BA's latest cuts-touted-as-positive-changes and only part of my time in premium revenue seats, rather than spending all of my time sitting in premium revenue seats giving you the required defined annual spend and therefore this surely makes me an ideal candidate for approval by the BA Board who have never heard of me and thus I can't possibly see why you could refuse me entry to the super-elite, number-restricted tier as a result.

Hmmm. Maybe not.