That straightdope writer must have been straight on dope. Nonsense! Poppycock! Same for the Fleming psychoanalysis re Bond. What would Bond know about martinis? He's a mere fictional civil servant who regularly gets beat up, gets fooled by wily women like Vesper, and in the Moonraker novel doesn't even get the girl, any girl!

I, a true and living being, shall prove the true case of the matter on shaken vs. stirred this New Year's Eve and report my unquestionable testimonial here on 1 January

M8