You’ve seen it once, you’ve seen it twice, if it looks like small tube toothpaste it is toothpaste why check it? Keep the line moving, keep people from talking to you, and don’t make eye contact look at the ground.

If you see someone you know hide your face, no one can ever know you work here.

Just have one more semester of college, and the nightmare is over being a TSA employee is in my past.

Thank you god and thank you Jesus, just five more months, five more months, five more months.