My beef should be bleeding...not mooing but still bleeding. This works for steak, hamburgers, etc.
Chicken should be cooked...I don't want to be able to see through it.
Mayo makes everything better.
Fries should be eaten with Tartar sauce. If Tarter is not available, mayo will do.
Hot dogs are to be eaten with relish and katsup. Mayo is nice too although only if relish is not used.
I do not want to see mustard anywhere near ANY of my food. I don't care if it's yellow, grain, home made, Dijon, honey....it's all gross.
Pickles will also stay away from all my food.
All nuts, nut products and nut byproducts are gross. I don't like peanut butter and cashews are sick.
Sushi is great, sashimi is wonderful, carpaccio is divine. Tofu is great Brussels sprouts are great...lima beans are gross.
My duck shall have crispy skin and be almost cooked though on the inside.
Mashed potatoes must come from a potato, not a box.
Milk shall be 2% or greater. I don't want to be able to read the paper through my glass of milk.
Coffee shall have chicory in it, or shall be espresso...if it says "Foldgers or something of the like, it shall not be consumed.
Bread must not have anything "grainy" in it. I hate bread that has grains in it that get stuck in my teeth.
I know there are more....