On a related subject, NWA today announced that the record profits were due to, " a decrease in maintance of aircraft". Eye Dontcare, Head of maintence remarked, "well heck, Why should we fix the boeing 727s since we are going to retire them, next year anyway..."
When asked if this was correct, mr Lyeng Edeyot replied, "sure the dc nine fleet requires carbon dating to check the last time they were'nt worn out, but heck, Our customers will just have to live with it."
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