Originally Posted by SchmeckFlyer

I was sat next to two young moron missionaries. Well, they were about three years younger than me. They were very chatty (amongst themselves) and we basically kept to ourselves.

Suddenly they started talking to me. Small talk at first. After about two minutes, the guy looked at my funny and said, "Have you found God yet?" I replied, barely even thinking, "Why? Have you misplaced Him?" He was not amused, and I was pretty embarressed (at first).

My brother calls it my first (and probably last) Churchill moment.