Originally Posted by Spiff
How about Wendell's Laulau and Lolo Beer instead?

Everybody together now!
"Come we go to Wendell's
for one helluva kaukau
it's the foooot loonnngg laulau!
Bettah den poi, bettah den pig,
Wendell's laulau's freakin' biiiiiiggg!"
Oh man, that kills me every time.
Posted my itin in the cross-ref'd thread.
...and as I was chokin' underneath the water, there was only one thing I could think about...