Originally Posted by boondoggie
I heard an FA say "The seat cushions can be used as a flotation device. In the event of a water landing, please take one with our compliments."
My favorite was a Delta/ASA CRJ FA in ATL that gave a totally non FAA approved standup comedy routine. To show you how no one listens after hearing the same lecture 100 times, no one laughed. I may be the only pax that listened--the rest were in one-ear-out-the-other. They missed a classic, I wish I had a tape of it.
"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device, and your table tray may be used as shark repellent."