What? The January 15 SXM Orient Beach Topless Do isn't enough togetherness for one month?

Alas, Mrs. RNE and I will be jetting back from the Caribbean on January 20, otherwise we would attend. I even kicked around the idea of immediately leaving Cleveland (always a good idea to leave Cleveland immediately, you know) after our flight lands and catching a flight to EWR, but CO1512 arrives at 6:50 pm., too late to make dinner in NYC. Now, if someone has a private jet to put at my disposal... ^