Jaws - the mere mention of the word bear on these highflying pages sends shudders running up and down my spine. We koalas have been trying to emphasize that we are koalas, not koala bears! Otherwise we have a real identity problem.
The kangaroo tailed oneworld airline is issuing swipe cards to all its "elite" level FF's, plus members of their Club. So I expect that access for all will soon be governed by whether a green or red light flashes after you swipe your card at the door.