Originally Posted by J.Edward
What lavatories are best suited for “maritals” while airborne?
The one at the center front of the plane (note, don’t confuse this with the ones on the sides). Remember, chances are there’re at least two people already in there wearing kinky pilotesque uniforms so you may have to force the lock. And as always, watch out for snakes!
That should get you a SSSS for life.
More accurate (and safer) answer to that question is the ERJ's Lav, especially on a long international flight IAH -> most of Mexico. Book seats near the back of the plane & go for it as beverage cart starts down the aisle.