Sorry, but I have been seeing this image every time I go to United.com for the last month, and it has been eating away at me. Look at this:

http://www.united.com/ual/asset/VO_d...EQS_205x91.gif

Does anyone else see what I see? Blood and/or oil pouring from a sky overcrowded with planes which are all crashing into some huge beam that extends into their airspace. It's ominous and gory and unfortunate.

If you stare for long enough, you notice that this is an arm... and that it's pointing upward... and that the sky is filled with red clouds... and the sky is green... and his arm is thicker than his skull... so, OF COURSE it's a guy pointing at the sky.

Am I crazy?