I know we are getting of topic here (unless the UK is the 51st state still):
We I first stayed in the UK I was given the following under the description of Pizza:
Toast (slightly toasted)
Ketchup on top
Slice of Salami
Slice of Kraft Processed Cheese
You "pizza" sounds delicious
Originally Posted by limelight
I think my all-time worst would have to be a place in Penzance, England - it was on the seafront, attached to an old hotel, the Queen's (once probably lovely, but now with all the ambience of a really down-on-its-luck daycare centre).
I ordered a Margarita (going by the keep it simple, give them less chance to screw up philosophy). It came ice-cold, with a thick coating of sickly yellow tinned sweetcorn, and no cheese.
That was one trip I was very happy to cut short.