Originally Posted by FliesWay2Much
...in front of the screener who orders you to dump out the milk...
If she asks why I'm dumping out her milk I will say very, very loudly, "BECAUSE A MAN NAMED CHERTOFF IS A COMPLETE IDIOT AND HE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO HAVE ANY MILK TODAY."
Then again, I do want to get on the plane. Baaaa, baaaaa.