Originally Posted by krug
Did you lick the *floor*, Smirnoff? Did you? Oooh. Was it lino or shag pile? Ooh? Sir likes lino, I'm sure. Nice bit of freshly sluiced lino. Suits you, Sir!

No, but I did have a lick of the new see-through curtains. NOw if only they could make uniforms for the FAs from the same material..