My personal favorite is the old lady at EWR who, after being hobbled on cane out of her wheelchair, was forced to retreat to her wheelchair in order to take off her shoes to put through the X-Ray machine.

This babe might not have been able to walk worth her cane stuck in doggy-doo, but man, I'll bet she could've driven her stilettos right through the reinforced cockpit door with that southpaw she was a-wieldin'. If only her wheelchair didn't creak so much while she was gliding it ever so stealthily, closer and closer and closer to that forbidden door...

[This message has been edited by ETOPS01 (edited 11-28-2001).]