Originally Posted by quitecontrary
What I do when they ring up to offer a 'free holiday' is to tell that as my husband is unemployed we haven't had a holiday in years so yes please -sometimes they say they are going to speak to a supervisor to find out if I am eligible but usually they just hang up but it definately gets rid of them fast

and come to think of it we haven't had a call for a while.
A better response might be that a free holiday would be great for you to get to reacquaint with Mr QC after his 20 year stint behind bars (just released last week), oh and by the way where can we send a thank you bunch of flowers to?