This morning while waiting to reach the ID checker at MKE terminal C, there was a female TSA employee standing handing out quart bags and barking orders. While I only had to wait for about 6 people in front of me I got to hear not 1, but 5 lies from this women in less than five minutes.

The woman behind me fished out and presented her sandwich size bag with two items. "Only QUART bags are allowed! You have to repack those items in a quart bag!" (lie one) The women, showing quite a bit of spunk for a sheeple, mentioned that she had traveled a few times in the last weeks under the new baggie rule and had even checked the website and thought that a smaller bag was acceptable. "They were wrong, you can only use Quart bags.!" (lie two). She then went into barking mode "Any liquids creams or gels must be in approved quart bags. No gallon, half gallon, sandwich or snack sized baggies will be allowed!" (lie three)

The next women in line had a small lip gloss, and accepted a quart bag to place it in. She mentioned to her traveling companion that this was the first airport she had been too that was handing out quart bags. Upon hearing this the TSA employee felt is necessary to state "Each airport was given 10,000 bags to hand out, once they are gone passengers are on their own" (lie four)

Finally, before I passed out of ear shot, I heard a man mention to her that he had a 4oz bottle of contact solution, did he need a bag? "Only 3oz size items are allowed, you'll have to throw it away" (lie five)

It's obvious that this women felt free to make up policy on the spot

Anyone else have some funny quotes or lies to share?