Originally Posted by D-AIPD
If you treat your wife and yourself to F, how come your children deserve less ?

Second class, or actually: Third class family members?
Or are those kids not yours...
They are indeed mine and my wife´s. However, the relationship between the size of their bottoms on a coach seat approximates that of mine on F, a statement which fortunately does not hold true in the case of my wife.
So: Wife First class family members, husband and children 2nd class.