The second day of the ban I tucked chapstick and eye drops into my waist band, and the plane made it home safely. Luckily, I haven't had to travel since then.
I loved this quote from the comments section of the Scott Adams blog:
Since you are now alowed a zip lock abg with 3oz bottles, this is where you pack a few bottles of KY (or maybe other flavored brands) and some condoms with your toothbrush, toothpaste and a picture of a rubber duck. Just to see their reaction.
You could always write "Kip is an Idiot" on the bag to top things off.