It is true! My Bryan Ferry posters are now shards on the walls. My Tom Cruise pictures binned. Denzil Washington take a hike! Even Justin Hayward (Moody Blues). Pierce Bosnan you are toast.

I have seen a man who is known to you all and I can tell you this - were I not dis-respectably married - I'd be putty in his hand.

The name of this dreamboat? (Shh Sheep I know that you know.

It is none other than Mr Spotwelder :-: :-:

If you ask him very nicely he may send you the link that has given me a full dose of the flutters - and me with a medical this afternoon. I will now sail through the Nuffield with this dreamy faraway look.

How is this man still on the market??!!