I don't know what a kangeroo's scotum or scrotum is attached to, and I don't think I want to know.

I have never confessed to having a dabauched lifestyle -- only a debauched one.

BEYFlyer, I have a confession to make. I am responsible for slandering Arabs in the most vile way possible.

When OzStamps was in Israel, I bought him a keffiyeh to wear in the hopes that people throughout the world would believe him to be an Arab.

I realize now that this was an unforgiveable insult to Arabs everywhere.