I had a german lady in frankfurt squeezy my bum and fondle my upper chest on friday. SOP they explained and nope, i'm not a woman. In fact i found the whole episode in germany be far more intrusive than anything i've experienced in the united states. It took a bit of explaining to my wife that a young blond woman had grabbed my behind in frankfurt and i had to comply or i wouldn't be allowed to back home. Somehow though i got to admit that i preferred her doing it than the walruss moustached older gentleman that accompanied her in the checkpoint -he looked like he might have enjoyed it even more...