Originally Posted by GUWonder

Your misplaced vote of confidence in me is not inspiring, but since nepotism and cronyism doesn't usually make the news, I will tell HR that I can work with you in the position of assistant towel boy ... err, I mean ... girl.

Given your access to the men's locker room, you will be responsible for insecurity there. To borrow one from the script that can work in the locker room: "You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting." Remember that line in case you are harassed or receive unwanted attention in the locker room.