Originally Posted by Flaflyer
I am tempted to put four 50 ml/1.5 ounce bottles of scotch and nothing else in "My Ziploc"™. If TSA asks what they are, I can honestly say "women's makeup." If they question this, I can try to say with a straight face " Because after four of those, the woman at the end of the bar looks a whole lot better."
That's a lot of effort to get a laugh out of Mr/Ms "Me check bag, you take off shoes!"