Originally Posted by catocony
You have to check your bags due to carrying toothpaste, hair gel and lubricated condoms. Flights have 100% bag check, which means it can't take off with the bags of someone who hasn't gotten on the plane. It can take quite a while - like 20 minutes or more - to root through the baggage in the hold of a plane to find yours and get it off.
So, as a form of protest, how about having a leisurely water break in the terminal and just show up a bit late for your plane?
You guys crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!