More Intra European cut backs
ENHANCED INTRA EUROPEAN ANNOUNCEMENTS AS FROM JUNE 1 2003
Thank you for flying KLM. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
"Please be sure to take all your belongings. If you're going to leave anything please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
"Last one off the plane must clean it."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amsterdam. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
"Thank you for flying KLM. I hope our airline has met your expectations. If not, you definitely should lower your expectations before flying with us again."
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child...pick your favorite."
"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than KLM."
"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children... or other adults acting like children."
"We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of KLM."