I know! Look how peaceful the Palestinians and Hezbollah became after Israel gave them back their land. It's those darn West Bankers who keep fighting the Zionists over their occupied territory. Oops, wait a minute...
Yup, me and my feeble mind can't comprehend the complexities of such wonderful nuggets of knowledge such as:
"Islam is a religion of peace"
"9/11 was an inside job"
"0 WMDs were found in Iraq"
"Clinton was the best president ever"
"Bush used Katrina to murder blacks"