Originally Posted by Dovster
If this was an attempt at satire it failed as badly as I would in attempting to teach metallurgy.
No, no, at the University of the Anonymous Internet, anyone can teach metallurgy!
Dov, I thought you put your objections clearly and succintly - and now that we know you're a writer, we know why.
"If I had more time, I would have written you a shorter letter" - Twain