I cant believe that I am telling this story here. But I really really really love it
My boss was on red eye home after he reaped havoc on me for a week. There was a family behind him AND in front of him. 2 Adults and 3-4 kids.
Kid behind him kept kicking his seat. Mean boss politely asked parent to control kid. Kid didnt stop. Boss, now drunk, made a fuss.
Parent in row behind boss gave kid to parent in front of boss.

Kid kept turning around and kept making faces at mean drunk boss.
Plane hit air pocket and kid puked (can you say projectile vomiting??) all over boss.
This dosent help in thread regarding seat kickers BUT it sure brings a smile to MY face