How I do love the BA board. 2 pages in and no-one's actually answered my question yet

^ . For some reason I hadn't been able to find the sub £1300 BA fare up to now, but that certainly looks the way to go. Failing that I'm quite up for trying Jet, but their website is quoting £2k plus - does anyone know if Jet have links with a consolidator/wholesaler in London who can offer better fares?
Thanks to everyone for advice/jokes/general amusement etc.
PS: Phil [G-BOAC] - once you've been to the front of the class, can we please have a trip report on what AJ class is like?