Originally Posted by cpx
I think the flights should be operated by robots. Customers should be served by robots and the customers should also be replaced by robots.. Problem solved!!! no human element.. and little risk.
But grasshopper, you forgot one thing: Robots are lubricated by oil, and oil is a Forbidden Liquid.
Seems like TSA wants to safety us from every consequence that can bring down a plane except an Act of God. Hmmm, perhaps they can help there, too. Just get TSA to declare God a liquid or a gel and ban him from the heavens below FL60?