Originally Posted by TierFlyer
And, frankly, if you've not got salivary glands then perhaps you shouldn't be flying. If you've got (as one fellow on my ORD/DEL plane) dystentary and can't be more than 30 seconds from a bathroom, then perhaps you shouldn't be flying.
Dysentery is at least a curable condition. Lack of salivary glands is not, and saying, "You must drive for your transcons, or take a ship to Hawaii, etc." just is stupid.