Update: We have determined that the source of our slow wireless issue in CLE is indeed bandwidth-related. To remedy this, we've ordered a larger circuit (double the current size). So, in short, relief is on the way.

In the future, if you're ever in a Presidents Club and have a poor wireless connection, please take the time to report it to one of our front desk representatives. They do actively call in and troubleshoot these issues, and we do hear about them here at headquarters.