Originally Posted by Smirnoff
No !
The clue was Soviet.
Breakfast was cabbage pies, minced meat pies, congealed mushroom vol-au-vents, cabbage and carrot salad, stale brown bread and some shrimps covered in flies. All washed down with ...bottled of beer.
Are you sure that wasn't left overs from the party the night before, and so still being drunk it doesn't count as breakfast
