Sheet, in Oootah we been schelpping our $5 swill into da cafes fer ever. Only way a soober parson can git a descent drink in dis stat. Too many freekin revinnuers. My problem is dat the only beer most cafes serve is red neck bottles of piss water out ole Saint Louis. Ya think ya look cheap bring a ya $10 wine in, you shud see look on the waiter face when I bring in a big ole 22oz bottle of Moose Droll beer to wash my grits down with. Best part - I can pop the top with my two front teeths - so no corkage fee!! Buuuuurppppp.