Originally Posted by Spiff
What can someone do with 'residue'?
I know what Comrades Hawley and Chertoff can do with all these diversions and where they can both go.
Comrade Lip Pawley, Spokeshole for the Terrorism Support Agency:
"We did not get any false positives for explosives in IAH, so we rescreened all the bags in EWR. Sooner or later, the layers of the system work."
He was using it as hair gel !